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| ******************************** Week 1, 2005 THE BEST SELLERS (recent popular articles): B*) CNN/Global Office: Divided by an uncommon language [Des salariés poursuivent la filiale française de GE pour non-respect de la loi Toubon sur l'emploi de la française.] 2*) The Economist: The software-development industry [Il est de plus en plus de difficile de concevoir des logiciels.] 6*) Test for dementia [Un petit test pour la démence. Il faut surtout ne pas prendre trop de temps pour répondre, mais réagir spontanémment.] |
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| ******************************** THIS WEEK'S TEXTS: Summary 1) Newsweek: Kwanzaa [Explication de la fête de fin d'année des noirs américains. 2) San Francisco Chronicle: Rats! [Un refuge est submergé par l'afflux de rats pour lesquels il faut trouver un nouveau foyer.] 3) Low Country News: French pretzel logic and pagan Christmas trees [L'affaire du sapin de Lagny.] 4) The Economist: Left-handedness [Les avantages évolutionnaires d'être gaucher.] 5) Dave Barry: A childish dream -- to kick the ball [Humour : Dave nous parle de sa gamine de 4 ans qui commence à jouer au foot.] |
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HKT) PARIS, France (AP) -- General Electric employee Nadine Meslin says dealing with computer software in any language is tricky, but it's even worse when you're French and the jargon is in English. So what's the answer? Sue! French employees of a GE branch that makes medical equipment, tired of struggling with company e-mails, manuals and meetings in English, took their fight to court on Tuesday -- the latest flare-up in the French language's struggle to maintain linguistic pre-eminence, at least at home. "It is really for work purposes, so we can do our jobs competently," Meslin, a GE Healthcare marketing assistant who also represents the CGT trade union, said of the court action. "It is in no way a question of pride." Pride, nevertheless, has a lot to do with French discomfort over the creep of English, both here and elsewhere in the world. A French law aimed at fending off English usage in business and on the airwaves marked its 10th anniversary this year. French-language defenders keep an eagle-eye out for transgressions such as -- quelle horreur! -- English-language advertising. The Web site of the Defense of the French Language, a group partly financed by France's Culture Ministry, even has a page titled "Museum of Horrors" showing photos of English-language billboards on buses, at train stations, airports and that most iconic of French institutions, the Paris Metro. On Wednesday, it and other groups are to award their annual English Doormat Prize for perceived offenses against the French language. Last year's winner was an academic who promoted teaching in English. The 2002 award went to the esteemed Le Monde newspaper for running weekly excerpts in English from the New York Times. This year's candidates include the head of the French Football Federation for using the song "Can You Feel It?" as a national team anthem, luxury goods firm Dior for promoting perfumes in English and European Central Bank President Jean-Claude Trichet for giving a speech in English. GE Healthcare based its court complaint on the Toubon Law, introduced in 1994, which makes French mandatory in a variety of situations, ranging from advertising to workplace documents employees need to do their jobs. The latter must be written in French but can be accompanied by translations. The employees claim English has become the main language
in their branch of GE in recent years for instruction manuals, company
e-mails and meetings. Older employees, hired when English was not a requirement,
find it particularly hard to adapt, they claim. Employees contend safety is also an issue because technicians may incorrectly assemble medical machines sold by the firm if they don't understand instruction manuals. A 1998 study by the national statistics agency INSEE backs them up: it found that 64 percent of people aged 15 or above whose mother tongue is French say they have no working knowledge of English. In a statement, GE Healthcare said it provides employees with translations of business communications and French language tools. The firm employs more than 1,500 people from 45 countries at its site in Buc, near Versailles, and from there exports to more than 100 countries. "GE Healthcare is committed to upholding the highest standards when it comes to respecting local laws, customs and cultures in countries where it operates," the statement said. Employees say the company has made an effort since the complaint was filed in June, with all e-mails from management offered in English, French and other languages since September. The firm has also promised that a software package in French would be made available, employees said. Marceau Dechamps, vice president of the Defense of the French Language group, said the Toubon Law has proved effective in previous cases but lamented the number of French companies using English is increasing. French employees faced with English in the workplace "often don't say anything because they are scared of being judged poorly, of appearing backward, of compromising their promotion prospects. In meetings in English, they act as if they understood, even though they understood nothing or little," he said. Using French is a matter of economic efficiency, not just pride, Dechamps said. "People can only think and communicate clearly in their language. It's utopian to think tomorrow we'll all speak in the same language." And the Doormat Prize? Marc Favre d'Echallens, secretary general of the Right to Understand, one of the sponsors, promised results would be sent to reporters by "courrier electronique" and "telecopie" -- which many people in France prefer to call "e-mail" and "fax." |
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******************************** http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=3423238 Most software projects fail to meet their goals. Can this be fixed by giving developers better tools? ON SEPTEMBER 14th, the radios in an air-traffic control
centre in Palmdale, California shut down, grounding hundreds of flights
in southern California and Nevada, and leading to five mid-air encounters
between aircraft unable to talk to the ground controllers. Disaster was
averted because aircraft managed to communicate with more distant back-up
facilities. But why did Palmdale's radios fail? A glitch in the software
running the system meant the computers had to be re-booted every 30 days,
and somebody forgot to do so. But software running a mission-critical
system should not have to be restarted every month. The culprit: poor
design. As software has become more and more pervasive in business and government, and more complicated, the impact of poor software design has been steadily growing. A study earlier this year by the Standish Group, a technology consultancy, estimated that 30% of all software projects are cancelled, nearly half come in over budget, 60% are considered failures by the organisations that initiated them, and nine out of ten come in late. A 2002 study by America's National Institute of Standards (NIST), a government research body, found that software errors cost the American economy $59.5 billion annually. Worldwide, it would be safe to multiply this figure by a factor of two. So who is to blame for such systematic incompetence? Cost overruns and delays are common in numerous industriesfew large infrastructure projects, for instance, are completed either on time or on budget. But it is peculiar to software that billions of dollars can be spent only for nothing useful to result. At a very basic level, it is the fault of the software engineers who are writing the programs, and of their bosses. Even companies that specialise in software development suffer from delays and overruns. An obvious example is Microsoft: its Longhorn, the long-heralded successor to its Windows XP operating system, was originally scheduled for launch this year. Longhorn is now not expected before mid-2006, and many of its key features have been put off until 2007. The prevalence of such failures can be explained by one startling weakness: the tools available to software developers. As software projects have become more and more complicated, it has become impossible for even the most talented team of programmers to keep track of the millions of lines of code required. As long ago as the 1980s the industry began to rely heavily on software-development applicationsbasically, software that helps write software, for example by creating reusable modules that form part of broader processes. The problem is that these have simply not been up to the task. As a report in May by Forrester Research, another consultancy, succinctly put it: Corporate software development is broken. Dale Fuller, the boss of Borland, a software-development company, agrees. He also thinks he can fix the problem of weak tools. So does John Swainson, long in charge of software development at IBM and now bound for the top job at Computer Associates. John Montgomery, who runs such things for Microsoft, does not think the situation is quite so bad. However, he believes Microsoft has what it takes to commoditise common problems and so enable average software developers to write above-average programs. And a bevy of smaller companies offers solutions as well. The challenge facing all of these companies is how to create tools that are reliable, yet capable of dealing with millions of lines of code and requirements that can shift, sometimes alarmingly, during a project's lifetime. The importance of the software-development sector to business as a whole is huge. It is also an increasingly substantial business in itself (see chart). And, as Mr Montgomery points out, although selling software-development applications is profitable for Microsoft, it is also a way of winning new business. Better development tools mean more software is written for Windows, which in turn means more people are likely to use the operating system. Ditto for rivalsone reason IBM is making a big push to support development in various flavours of Unix (including in the open source versionie, software code that is non-proprietary and ostensibly free to anyoneLinux). Unix is a long-established operating system that remains the biggest threat to Windows. Three main trends are shaping the future of software development and giving hope to those who oversee big software projects. The first is awareness of the need to pay greater attention to the lifecycle of a piece of software, from the initial setting of requirements to ongoing implementation. The second trend is towards automating the testing of software. The NIST study estimates that $22.2 billion (more than one-third) of the cost of software failures could be eliminated simply by improved testing. The third trend is the emergence of open-source code, something embraced even by Microsoft, which is often seen by its many critics as the would-be nemesis of the open-source movement. The five-step program There are five steps involved in creating a piece of software: enumerating the requirements; designing the program; actually writing the code; testing it; and then deploying it. Traditionally and naturally enough, this was seen as a sequential process. However, Mr Swainson points out that by the time an organisation gets around to deploying a piece of software, its requirements have often already changed. This, he says, means that an iterative model, in which an organisation continually cycles through the five phases, makes more sense than the traditional waterfall which puts them in sequence. Although the consensus among software-development providers is that iterative models are the way forward, a note of caution is in order. A paper by Phillip Laplante and Colin Neill of Penn State University in the February issue of ACM Queue, a scholarly journal, claims that, in practice, the waterfall remains by far the most popular model. It may be that real change is lagging behind developers' marketing literature, or that the iterative approach is more style than substance. Borland, though, is betting its business on the success of the iterative model. In September it announced Software Delivery Optimisation, an approach that seeks to bring together all five bits of the development cycle, along with the people who are constantly making decisions about the project. At the heart of the system is management software called Themis (the Greek goddess of order), planned for release in the first half of 2005. Themis will have a module that turns models automatically into programming code. When code is written, it will instantly update the requirements input by the business developers. Mr Fuller says that this will transcend even the iterative model because the iteration will be so fast as to be seamless. As soon as a portion of the code is completed, it will be tested. As soon as requirements change, programmers will instantly change course. If that sounds a bit utopian, it is by no means unique. In October, IBM announced its newest package, called Atlantic, which is poised to compete with Themis. Atlantic is based both around IBM's own products and those of Rational, a company bought by IBM in December 2002 for $2.1 billion. Not to be left out, Microsoft will release a similar product called Visual Studio 2005 sometime in the first half of next year. The rhetoric of this rush of entrants into the marketplace is almost indistinguishable. This is partially due to the fact that, although they are competitors, and fierce ones at that, they are also collaborators. Mr Montgomery points out several bits of development softwareWS-Routing, for instance (which handles network routing) and WS-Security (you guessed it, security)that were developed jointly by IBM and Microsoft. Both firms trumpet that their development software is used by an impressive percentage of the world's largest companies, and both support the same basic standards, such as XML (a language for exchanging data on the web) and other web protocols. Indeed, so-called web servicesprograms that are meant to run on the web and be accessed by many computers remotelyare the primary battleground for the next generation of software-development applications. The business case rests on the view that almost anything can be done over the web. This is particularly true for the most common, commodity-type applications where most of the available revenues appear to be. Tick this box One snag is that, so far, web services have turned out to be much harder to deliver than their champions had hoped. Consider the example of a relatively simple challenge: enrolling 6m Americans living abroad who wanted to use the internet to cast their votes in the recent elections. America's Defence Department, which has responsibility for helping expats to vote, decided to launch a pilot program for 100,000 people, and even came up with an acronym: SERVE, or Secure Electronic Registration and Voting Experiment. In February, after $22m had already been spent, the project was abandoned. The software was judged to be too unreliable. The various efforts to prevent the occurrence of such disastersIBM's web-services platform is called WebSphere, and Microsoft's suite of development tools for web services is known as .NEThave more similarities than differences. IBM tends to favour Java as its native programming language, while Microsoft prefers C#, a language it developed itself. However, both firms' platforms support other languages. Borland claims that, being neutral, it does a better job, but marketing seems to be as important as technology when it comes to winning market share. That is why Mr Montgomery emphasises Microsoft's efforts to create an ecosystem of developers. He says that the company has spent, over the years, hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars investing in the Microsoft Developer Network. This is certainly a busy websitesome 3m developers a month visit to exchange programs and ideas, Mr Montgomery says. Indeed, some of the developers come up with products that compete directly with elements of .NET. What's more, Mr Montgomery says that the tools made by companies such as Component 1 and Infragistics are better than Microsoft's own, and that this is something Microsoft encourages. The small fry make millions of dollars by staying one step ahead of Microsoft, but the giant benefits because its overall ecosystem is strengthened. If software development in general is somewhat fragmented, in the area of software testing there is one clear market leader: Mercury Interactive, a company based in Mountain View, California. Other companies, especially IBM, are trying to make inroads into testing, and Mercury itself is trying to expand into other areas, particularly through an initiative called Business Technology Optimisation (yes, the initiatives all start to sound rather similar). That aims to do the kind of system-level integration at which companies such as Borland have traditionally been best. However, industry watchers say there is real promise in efforts to refine the testing process. There are two sorts of software testing. The first, unit testing, tests a very small subroutine to see that it does what it should. The second, functional testing, is actually trying to use the software. Unit testing is far more straightforwardit is easier to test if a brick will crumble than if an entire structure is sound. Functional testing, on the other hand, is trickyhow is one to know if the software is fully tested? However, according to Mercury, about 60% of the necessary functional testing can be automatedthings like repeatedly entering data. And automation allows the developers to explore a far larger number of test cases than would be possible by hand, in far less time. The gains are even greater when software is revisedold automated tests can often be re-used, whereas manual testers would have to start from scratch. The benefits of this approach are amplified by the transition to the iterative approachtesting is much more effective if its results can be easily re-integrated into the software. Indeed, there is a symbiosis here: the faster testing made possible by automation is easing the transition from the waterfall model to an iterative one. Hence the interest from IBM and Microsoft. An open-source solution? The third big industry trend is arguably the most promising of them all. As Mr Montgomery points out, there are two ways of thinking about open-source software development. The first is to see it as a business model, and the second is to understand it as a development process. Microsoft, he says, makes a large amount of source code available under a so-called shared-source licence, which grants users downstream a limited set of rights to modify and use the code. For purists, this is not enough. However, Mr Montgomery says it suffices to build the sort of community Microsoft wants, while retaining its ability to make a profit. (For instance, people are allowed to take the code, modify it and sell it, but only if it will be used on a Microsoft operating system.) IBM uses a similarly restrictive licence, but it has built its platform on top of Eclipse, a purer open-source framework for building integrated development environments. However, other companies, such as CollabNet, a firm based in Brisbane, California, are using a less restrictive licence, along the lines of what is traditionally thought of as open source, with only one exceptionthe licence allows for commercial use. Brian Behlendorf, founder and chief technology officer of CollabNet, says that the open-source ethos allows programmers, particularly those collaborating from different locations, to work together more efficiently. He contends that the freedom to tinker with and improve tools essentially without restriction is the best route to efficiency. Mr Behlendorf was a pioneer in the development of the well-known Apache open-source web server, so his views come as little surprise. Less predictably, they are shared by businesses not usually thought of as being open-source enthusiasts. For instance, CollabNet signed a deal earlier this month with Barclays Global Investors (BGI), a large asset manager, to provide it with development tools for the next three years. Mr Behlendorf points out that software-development companies, like software companies themselves, are moving towards a model of selling services rather than products. The tools that CollabNet uses are almost all open-source, but by paying rent, clients get the benefits of the company's expertise. It seems to work. BGI reports that since it first started using CollabNet two years ago, the time it takes to complete a project has halved. The three big industry trendslifecycle management, testing and open sourcecome together in a movement known as agile programming. This approach to software development was codified in a meeting in February 2001 in Utah when a group of programmers declared its allegiance to doing things quickly, using common sense and simplicity. The canonical example of what they are trying to avoid was a 1980s program called CONFIRM. Funded by a consortium of hotels, airlines and rental-car companies, it was meant to be a comprehensive travel-reservation system. After three and a half years and $125m, it was cancelled. The main principle of agile programming is that developers must talk to each other often, and that they must talk to the business people setting requirements equally often. Combine this with a short time-scaleideally agile proponents seek to deliver a working bit of software every few weeksand you have an accelerated, informal version of the iterative model. This means that no project can go on for years and produce nothinga fatally flawed project will be caught sooner. Gartner, a consultancy, estimates that agile programming will have a substantial impact on high-priority projects. Nonetheless, pessimists argue that the problems plaguing software development are so fundamental that none of the many innovations being pursued today will really make a difference. In mitigation, software engineering is still an immature discipline. It is just possible that the techniques now being pursued by Microsoft, IBM and their growing army of competitors will lead to a future where failure is an exception rather than the rule. |
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******************************** Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) -*-*-*- You are participating in a race. You overtake [dépasser] the second place person. What position are you in?
-*-*-*- Second Question: If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you? -*-*-*- Third Question: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
-*-*-*- Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
-*-*-*- Bonus Question: There is a mute [muet] person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind [aveugle] man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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******************************** The worst earthquake in 40 years shook South Asia on Sunday, triggering monstrous waves that swept entire villages into the sea. At least 20,000 people in six countries were killed in the disaster, and millions were left homeless. The quake shook deep beneath the Indonesian island of Sumatra and registered 9.0 on the Richter scale, which measures the intensity of earthquakes. It was felt more than 3,000 miles away in East Africa, where heavy tides kept fishermen at home and resorts closed. It was as if the sea had struck the land. Residents of Sri Lanka, a small island country off the coast of India, ran for the hills to find safety from the tsunami, or giant waves. Many took their radios, televisions, and other valuables with them. The disaster hit Sri Lanka hardest. Of its 20 million people, 1 million lost their homes, and 10,000 died. "The water simply raised itself up and huge waves came ashore," wrote eyewitness Peter Thomas from Kochi, India. "It was moving very fast. The impact smashed the glass walls of a restaurant on the beach here and damaged hundreds of boats." In some places, the tsunami struck with no warning. "The weather was fine with no clouds," wrote an eyewitness in Indonesia. "Suddenly the seawater just hit the city. In some parts the water was up to chest level." Relief Efforts A massive effort to help the affected countries is already under way. Leaders from around the world have pledged their support, and teams of aid workers, doctors, and volunteers are rushing to the region. "The United States stands ready to offer all appropriate assistance to those nations most affected, including Sri Lanka, the Maldives, Thailand, and Indonesia, as well as the other countries impacted," said White House spokesman Trent Duffy. Organizations from the Red Cross to the International Monetary Fund have launched fund-raising drives to ease the costs of rebuilding. |
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the United States. General Guidelines # Americans often ask, What do you do?
[that is, Tell me about your job and employer] to start a
conversation. This kind of question is not considered presumptuous, but
rather is a way to show interest in the individual by showing interest
in his or her job. Topics to Avoid Welcome Topics of Conversation # A person's job/work-related matters |
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******************************** Saving the RAF's bullet-ridden planes RAY: This puzzler comes from none other than Colonel Larry Hildebrand, USAF retired. It was a dark and stormy night at a secret airfield somewhere in England during WW II. The Royal Air Force had summoned one of England's most noted mathematicians to help them solve a problem. German anti-aircraft fire based on the ground was inflicting heavy losses on the Brits. Their planes were being shot down right and left. The RAF had to do something to diminish their losses. Clearly, they could put armor plating on the bottoms of the fuselages and the wings, but there were several problems with that idea. Their range and their ability to carry bombs would be considerably reduced because of the additional weight. TOM: They had to be very selective! RAY: A nameless mathematician crawled underneath the planes and looked at where the bullet holes were on the underside. They were all over the place as you might expect -- in the wings and the fuselage, and seemingly distributed randomly on the undersides. He studied hundreds of planes, took pictures, drew a number of sketches -- and then he made his recommendation. The question is, what armor plating, if any, did he recommend putting on these planes -- and why? |
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"I'm still having trouble with Hanukkah," a Texaco executive says on that controversial tape recording. "Now we have Kwanzaa." Although his expression of concern may have been extreme, that executive is not the only American confused about Kwanzaa. Each year we hear more and more about this holiday. What is it, and where did it come from? Kwanzaa is a holiday honoring African-American heritage and culture. Celebrated from Dec. 26 through Jan. 1, the holiday was created after the 1965 Watts riot by Maulana Ron Karenga, a graduate student and black nationalist, who observed that black Americans had no holiday of their own. In the 1960s, Karenga feuded openly with other black leaders, and some of his followers were convicted in a plot to assassinate members of the Black Panthers. In the 1970s, Karenga himself was imprisoned for ordering and directing the torture of a young woman. Now 54 years old, he is chair of Black Studies at California State University in Long Beach. Last year, apparently rehabilitated in the eyes of many African-American leaders, Karenga served on the national executive committee for the Million Man March. Karenga's early attempts to popularize the holiday were directed at a relatively small group of activists. Beginning in the late 1970s, however, Kwanzaa began to attract coverage in the mainstream press. The attention grew as Karenga modified his rhetoric to appeal to a broader audience, and as interest in multiculturalism burgeoned in the late 1980s. Kwanzaa was taken up by many in the expanding black middle class, whose buying power has supported such marketing ventures as the "Kwanzaa Expos," convention-center gatherings at which Afrocentric goods and art are sold. Karenga took the holiday's name from the Swahili phrase matunda yakwanza, meaning "first fruit." Swahili words were chosen because the language, a hybrid of Arabic and Bantu tongues, is tied to no particular African tribe. Although there are no directly analogous African holidays, Karenga drew his inspiration from various African harvest festivals. From these he extracted seven principles--unity, self-determination, collective work, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity, and faith. Each of the holiday's seven days is meant to symbolize one of these principles. The central Kwanzaa ritual is candle lighting. First, the mkeka (straw mat) is placed on the table, along with the kinara (candleholder) and the mishumaa saba (seven candles). The three candles on the right in the kinara are red, symbolizing the blood of the African people; the three on the left are green, symbolizing the hope of new life; and the black candle in the center represents the African people. Around the candles are placed the mazeo (fruits), the vibunzi (an ear of corn for each child in the family), the zawadi (gifts, preferably handmade), and the kikombe cha umoja (cup) for shared juice or water. On each day of the celebration, a child lights the appropriate candle, and the principle for that day is discussed. The highlight is the karamu, or feast, on Kuumba, Dec. 31. It celebrates creativity, and is "an opportunity for a confetti storm of cultural expression: dance and music, readings, remembrances," according to Eric Copage, author of Kwanzaa: An African-American Celebration of Culture and Cooking. The food can be highly symbolic. Angela Shelf Medearis, author of a Kwanzaa cookbook, recommends the following karamu menu: Jambalaya Salad, Moroccan Honey Chicken, New-Style Collard Greens, and Fruits of Africa Pie. How widely celebrated is Kwanzaa? In Karenga's own words, "It's widespread but not mainstream." Some enthusiasts, such as writer Linn Washington Jr., claim that Kwanzaa has as many as 13 million celebrants, and the Detroit News reports that researchers estimate the Kwanzaa-related market at $500 million annually. Despite Karenga's original intention, Kwanzaa takes on a more commercial flavor every year. Hallmark makes Kwanzaa cards, and there are Kwanzaa posters, books, CDs, and mass-produced kinaras. But Kwanzaa was not intended to replace Christmas, and many African-American families celebrate both holidays. And Hanukkah? It too, if not invented in the United States, has taken on a different shape and gained importance here. Although Hanukkah has been on the Jewish calendar for more than two millennia, it was, until recently, a relatively minor holiday. The pressures of Christmas, however, have elevated Hanukkah for many Jewish families to eight days of celebration and gift-giving. (A new book maintains that even Christmas is a trumped-up holiday. See "Summary Judgment.") Hanukkah commemorates the victory in 165 B.C. of a small band of Jews, led by Judas Maccabaeus, over the Greeks who ruled Palestine at the time. The Jews reclaimed the Temple from the Greeks, and rededicated it as their place of worship. But they had only one day's supply of oil to light the flame, which was supposed to burn constantly. Miraculously, the flame burned for eight days and nights, until the oil supply was replenished. Following the rebellion, the kingdom of Israel was restored for 200 years. Some Kwanzaa rituals, most notably the focus on candles, seem to have been borrowed from Hanukkah. The center of the eight-day Hanukkah celebration is the nightly family gathering to light candles in a candelabra known as the "menorah." Oily foods, particularly latkes (potato pancakes), are served during dinner to symbolize the Temple miracle. By tradition, family members play with the dreidel, a four-sided spinning top, and children receive Hanukkah gelt (chocolate coins covered with gold foil) and other presents. Unlike Kwanzaa, Hanukkah enjoys no agreed-upon spelling in English. The most common variant is "Chanukah," reflecting the proper pronunciation of the opening consonant, which is like the "ch" in "Bach." The spelling employed in this article is from The Associated Press Stylebook and Libel Manual, Slate's guide in such matters. References: If you'd like to know more about Kwanzaa, you can read The Complete Kwanzaa: Celebrating our Cultural Harvest, by Dorothy Winbush Riley; A Kwanzaa Keepsake: Celebrating the Holiday With New Traditions and Feasts, by Jessica B. Harris; or Merry Christmas, Baby: A Christmas and Kwanzaa Treasury, edited by Felix H. Liddell and Paula L. Woods. Karenga, Kwanzaa's creator, has also written two books on the celebration, Kwanzaa: Origin, Concepts, Practice and The African American Celebration of Kwanzaa: A Celebration of Family, Community & Culture. And Anna Day Wilde describes how the holiday gained popularity in "Mainstreaming Kwanzaa," in Public Interest, No. 119, Spring 1995. Carol Beach produces The Diane Rehm Show for WAMU-FM (88.5) in Washington, D.C., and National Public Radio. |
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******************************** http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/12/22/BAG37AFLGO1.DTL SAN FRANCISCO Steve Rubenstein, Chronicle Staff Writer Wednesday, December 22, 2004 It's a lucky thing for two rats that they nuzzled the nose of a most kind-hearted woman Tuesday in San Francisco. Because they did so, the happy rats will be spending Christmas in their new home and watching TV, instead of cooling their little paws at the animal shelter. That makes 168 rats down, 38 to go. The animal shelter is awash in rats this week, ever since three huge crates of them were dumped on a front porch on Haight Street by person or persons unknown. The rats were brought to the shelter, where they have taken over a suite on the second floor normally reserved for bunnies, birds and guinea pigs while frantic shelter workers call rat lovers, rat owners, rat support groups, rat do-gooders and anyone else who might have room for another rat. In the meantime, three of the original 176 rats gave birth, as rats will, to 10 baby rats apiece. That boosted the rat population to 206. "That's what rats do,'' said chief rat caretaker and apologist Sabrina Simmons. "They're just being rats.'' On Tuesday at high noon, the rats became eligible for adoption by the
public. Lindsay duPont and her mother, Lisa, drove all the way from their
San Ramon home, looking for just the right rat. First, they had to run
the rat adoption gantlet -- filling out rat forms, answering rat questions
and presenting their rat cage for inspection. The rat adoption form has
114 interrogatories, including an entire category titled "hopes and
expectations'' for prospective rat owners. Then there's the fee of $10
per rat, which tends to weed out snake owners posing as rat lovers in
order to get their hands on something to toss to their snakes. For a week, Simmons has been the hardest-working soul in town, managing to find spots for all but 38 of the rats. Most of them she farmed out to a pair of rat rescue groups. There is so much anti-rat prejudice in the world, Simmons said, and it just isn't fair. Unfortunately for rats, they have been named rats. They also must suffer the consequence of having no hair on their tails, even though it's not their fault. And a domestic rat must convince any and all suitors that he is not a common sewer rat. "Rats are terrific,'' Simmons said, as four rats crawled into the hood of her sweatshirt and took a nap. "They're cuddly and snuggly and very intelligent. They sit on your lap. But people look at their bare tails, and they decide they're not cute. That's the way people are. I don't take it personally.'' The main trouble with rats, said Lindsay duPont, is not their tails. It's their lifespan, which is only two or three years. DuPont has had 10 rats die on her. "Each time, I'm a wreck,'' she said. "Losing a rat is the hardest thing in the world.''
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******************************** By Jennifer Royse Recently France, a nation made of men and women who in the majority are Roman Catholic, has passed legislation designed to create a sharp distinction between church and state. In a bold, well-planned move to prevent young Muslim women from wearing headscarves in school, the French government passed a law banning all conspicuous religious symbols in schools. Just what exactly is a "conspicuous religious symbol"? To be fair, along with the aforementioned scarves, the ban does include the use of Jewish skullcaps and the wearing of obviously large crucifixes. So the law does manage to smack three of the world's major religions square in the face. Since going into effect in September, the ban has successfully resulted in the expulsion from school of more than a 40 Muslim girls who refused to remove their head coverings, as well as at least three Sihk boys who similarly would not remove their turbans. All was well and good. At least it was until Christmas began to loom on the horizon, and the friendly French town of Coudekerque-Branche made its annual Christmas gift of 1,300 boxes of chocolate to the local school. It seems that the chocolates had been unfortunately shaped into crucifixes and images of good St. Nick. Oops. How overtly religiously symbolic can you get? All 1,300 boxes were returned to Coudekerque-Branche un-licked, un-pinched and un-eaten. That's when folks from the predominantly Roman Catholic country realized that Christmas comes packed with "conspicuous religious symbols." Or does it? Now there is this matter of the tree. Lagny-Sur-Marne, near Paris, boasts a high school. The high school has students, some of whom were apparently aware of the law banning conspicuous religious symbols. As soon as the school's Christmas tree was in place and decorated, they complained that the tree was certainly a conspicuous Christian image and therefore should be removed. Officials momentarily stymied by the students' impeccable logic had the offensive pine (or fir) removed last week. The Christmas tree is back, and apparently is not in violation of French law. Turns out that a Christmas tree isn't really a conspicuous symbol of Christianity. It's pagan, therefore appropriate for placement in French schools. Pascal Pagny, mayor of Lagny-Sur-Marne, told Radio Europe 1 that "The tree was a symbol of year-end festivities long before Christianity existed. It is completely secular and pagan." Now pagan, according to Merriam Webster, means either "a follower of a polytheistic religion" (oops, religion again) or someone who "has little or no religion and delights in sensual pleasures and material goods." OK, who wants to go to that high school?
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******************************** http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=3471297 Left-handedness: A sinister advantage A possible reason why left-handedness is rare but not extinct IT IS hard to box against a southpaw, as Apollo Creed found out when he fought Rocky Balboa in the first of an interminable series of movies. While Rocky is fiction, the strategic advantage of being left-handed in a fight is very real, simply because most right-handed people have little experience of fighting left-handers, but not vice versa. And the same competitive advantage is enjoyed by left-handers in other sports, such as tennis and cricket. The orthodox view of human handedness is that it is connected to the
bilateral specialisation of the brain that has concentrated language-processing
functions on the left side of that organ. Because, long ago in the evolutionary
past, an ancestor of humans (and all other vertebrate animals) underwent
a contortion that twisted its head around 180° relative to its body,
the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and vice
versa. In humans, the left brain (and thus the right body) is usually
dominant. And on average, left-handers are smaller and lighter than right-handers.
That should put them at an evolutionary disadvantage. Sporting advantage
notwithstanding, therefore, the existence of left-handedness poses a problem
for biologists. But Charlotte Faurie and Michel Raymond, of the University
of Montpellier II, in France, think they know the answer. As they report
in the Proceedings of the Royal Society, there is a clue in the advantage
seen in boxing. Fighting in modern societies often involves the use of technology, notably firearms, that is unlikely to give any advantage to left-handers. So Dr Faurie and Dr Raymond decided to confine their investigation to the proportion of left-handers and the level of violence (by number of homicides) in traditional societies. By trawling the literature, checking with police departments, and even going out into the field and asking people, the two researchers found that the proportion of left-handers in a traditional society is, indeed, correlated with its homicide rate. One of the highest proportions of left-handers, for example, was found among the Yanomamo of South America. Raiding and warfare are central to Yanomamo culture. The murder rate is 4 per 1,000 inhabitants per year (compared with, for example, 0.068 in New York). And, according to Dr Faurie and Dr Raymond, 22.6% of Yanomamo are left-handed. In contrast, Dioula-speaking people of Burkina Faso in West Africa are virtual pacifists. There are only 0.013 murders per 1,000 inhabitants among them and only 3.4% of the population is left-handed. While there is no suggestion that left-handed people are more violent than the right-handed, it looks as though they are more successfully violent. Perhaps that helps to explain the double meaning of the word sinister. |
| ******************************** 5) Dave Barry: A childish dream -- to kick the ball [Humour : Dave nous parle de sa gamine de 4 ans qui commence à jouer au foot.] Posted on Sun, Nov. 28, 2004 A childish dream -- to kick the ball By DAVE BARRY Miami Herald It's game night, and the Pinecrest Wolverettes are getting ready. The Wolverettes are my daughter's soccer team. They're all 4 years old, and they're all girls. They've been practicing under their Coach, Coach Susanna. They're learning the fundamentals of soccer, which are: 1. You're supposed to kick the ball. 2. You're not supposed to pick up the ball. 3. Even if you really really want to pick up the ball, you're not supposed to. 4. If you have to go potty, try to wait for a water break instead of just trotting off the field. 5. It can be hard to remember this sometimes, but DON'T PICK UP THE BALL, OK? The practices have been grueling. There's a lot of physical contact, in the form of hugging. The Wolverettes hug when they first see each other, of course, but they also hug whenever they re-encounter each other after an absence of more than 30 seconds, or when any player achieves something outstanding on the athletic front, such as making direct physical contact with the ball using her foot. So there are hugs going on all over the place all the time, often with three or four Wolverettes clumping together and reaching a critical mass of affection that falls to the ground emitting squeals of joy. Fortunately they are all wearing shin guards. But tonight is not practice: Tonight is an actual game, and I can feel the tension mounting in the car as I drive to the soccer field with three Wolverettes in the back seat. Over the sound of the CD player, I hear them talking game strategy, in their little helium voices: ''There's another team and when they run with the ball you have to run and kick the ball away from them.'' ''But not with your hands.'' ''But you can kick it with your knees.'' ''Nuh-UH.'' ''Uh-HUH.'' ''This song is the Cheetah Girls!'' ''I love the Cheetah Girls!'' ''Or you can bounce the ball on your head into the basket.'' ''Nuh-UH.'' (For the benefit of those of you who do not follow soccer, I should explain that the Cheetah Girls are a singing group that is popular with the Wolverette demographic.) Finally we reach the soccer field, where the Wolverettes go through their pregame hugging drills. Coach Susanna also has them do some stretching to loosen up, which is pretty funny when you consider that the Wolverettes have been in constant motion since dawn. I'll tell you who should stretch: the parents. We work HARD during the game. Mainly we urge the Wolverettes to kick the ball. ''KICK THE BALL!'' we urge, and then, by way of clarification, we add, ''KICK THE BALL! KICK IT! THE BALL! KICK IT KICK IT KICK IT! KICKTHEBALL! KICKITKICKITKICKITKICKIT!'' etc. It is exhausting work, but it is important work, because from time to time -- I would say about every eight seconds -- the Wolverettes forget about the part of soccer where you're supposed to kick the ball, and instead lie down, try to do cartwheels, etc. The opposing team, the Dragons, which is mostly 4-year-old boys, also seems to have a focus problem, so the opposing parents are also working themselves into a frenzy. It would be a lot easier if we let the kids go off and do cartwheels on the sidelines while we parents went out on the field and just kicked the damn ball, but this might be viewed, in some circles, as a violation of the true spirit of youth soccer. And so we continue to urge the players on, until finally, after 30 minutes of youth-soccer time (emotionally equivalent to six months of normal human time) the game ends and the kids are at last free to run around randomly, which is pretty much what they were doing during the game, except now we parents are not yelling at them to KICK THE BALL. Now we are telling them what a great game they played, and how proud we are of them, because they played their best, and the point is to always try hard! It doesn't matter how many goals you get! It doesn't matter if you win or lose! That's why in youth soccer, we don't even keep score! We lost, 4-2. But our team is cuter. ^RETURN TO TOP^ |