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Week 38, 2004
THE REGULARS: Summary

A) Song of the week: ON HOLIDAY
B) Le texte plus abordable de la semaine/Kidzworld: Dissecting Virtual Dissection [Comment faire en cours de sciences nat si l'on refuse de découper des grenouilles ?]
C) CNN/Global Office: Corporate psychopaths at large [Vos collègues sont-ils des psychopathes ?]
D) The New York Times/The Ethicist: Recycling for profit [Conseils sur l'éthique et la déontologie. Cette semaine : Un jeune parent a profité d'un opération de recyclage pour se servir. / Retour sur la question du manteau de fourrure hérité.]
E) Slate/Dear Prudence: Grabby Gramps [Conseils sur la vie sentimentale et la vie tout court. Cette semaine : Ma belle-petite-fille m'accuse de lui avoir baisse son short. / Dois-je faire la bise à mes collègues masculins ? / Je cherche une vie plus passionnante sans mon mari. / Une ancienne amie me laisse de côté.]
F) Washington Post/Miss Manners: Divided Attention [Mon mari m'ennuie avec ses histoires de boulot]
G) Audio feature/Movie speeches "Wall Street" (1987) [Lire et écouter un extrait marquant d'un film, ici l'éloge de la cupidité de Michael Douglas]

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THIS WEEK'S TEXTS: Summary
1) Johnson City Press: Lost trio back home after 60-hour trip [Incroyable mais vrai : trois vieux perdent leur chemin et parcourent 2500 km avant de tomber dans les pommes.]
2) Yahoo/Associated Press: Employers, Schools Issue New Dress Codes [Des employeurs et établissements scolaires imposent de nouvelles règles vestimentaires]
3) The New York Times/Consumed: Yellow fever [Le bracelet de la fondation de Lance Armstrong est devenu un bijou à la mode
4) Salon/AP: Via cell, help's on the way for bad dates [Les opérateurs de téléphone mobile proposent un service pour vous permettre de quitter une soirée barbante.]
5) BBC News: Ice-cream firm agrees fat pay-out [Un fabricant US de crème glacée prétendue allégée dédommage les clients victimes du fait qu'elle était plus grasse qu'annoncée... sous forme de glace gratuite.]
6) The Economist: Anti-social behaviour [La GB met en oeuvre une nouvelle arme contre l'incivilité (très d'actualité, d'après ce que j'ai vu à Londres.]
7) The Borowitz Report: Bush to declare war on English language [Satire : Bush tente d'assurer sa victoire en incluant la langue anglaise dans l'Axe du mal.]
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THE REGULARS
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A
) Song of the week: ON
HOLIDAY!

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B) Le texte plus abordable de la semaine/Kidzworld: Dissecting Virtual Dissection [Comment faire en cours de sciences nat si l'on refuse de découper des grenouilles ?] http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p3946.htm

Dissecting Virtual Dissection

The National Association of Biology Teachers officially says that "There is no suitable alternative to the real dissection of animals and that dissection is essential to the understanding of life on earth." So what about all those students who oppose dissection for religious or moral reasons? Do they have to take a lower grade? Find out more about the alternatives to dissection and why more peeps are refusing to dissect.

What Is Virtual Dissection?
Virtual dissection is typically done on a computer, either online or through a computer program - but that's not the only way it can be done. There are tons of resources available for peeps interested in anatomy but who aren't comfortable dissecting real animals. There are worksheets you can do, videos you can watch and even full-scale, life-like models that piece together to show you exactly where the various animal parts go. The best part about virtual dissection tools is that they are all reusable. The anatomy of an animal isn't going to change, so the same models, videos and online activities can be used by a school for years to come.

What's Wrong with Real Dissection?
Many people believe there is nothing wrong with real dissection and that it is an important component of science class and many students enjoy dissection. However, there are reasons why dissection has caused such a stir in schools - other than it being kind of gross.
# Between three to six million frogs are bred and killed each year for the purpose of dissection.
# Just 12 Bullfrogs can cost $182. Times that by every Biology class in your school each year and you have one costly science experiment.
# Frogs aren't the only animals used for Biology class - fetal pigs, cow's eyes and even cats are part of some curriculums.

Does Everyone Have to Dissect?
At most schools in North America, dissection is part of the science curriculum but some teachers have alternate assignments for kids who opt out. Four American states have specific laws in place that allows students to choose not to dissect - New York, Florida, California and Pennsylvania. This means they will not be penalized for refusing to dissect. In Australia, teachers have the choice to include dissection in their lessons but it is not something that must be taught. And in other countries, like Argentina, dissection is banned in all schools. Other countries, like Poland, Holland, Switzerland and Israel, do not teach dissection until university. This doesn't mean they no longer study Biology in these countries - they've just found alternatives to real dissection.

If you would like to try your hand at virtual dissection, check out the virtual dissection activities on www.froguts.com.

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C) CNN/Global Office: Corporate psychopaths at large [Vos collègues sont-ils des psychopathes ?]
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/BUSINESS/08/26/corporate.psychopaths/index.html
'Corporate psychopaths' at large

By Lisa Desai for CNN
Thursday, August 26, 2004 Posted: 1616 GMT (0016 HKT)

LONDON, England (CNN) -- If you work in an office, watch out -- your boss or the person sitting next to you could be a psychopath. But not every psychopath is a budding Hannibal Lecter or Patrick Bateman, the Harvard Business School-educated Wall Street banker with a sadistic murderous streak who is the anti-hero of Brett Easton Ellis' brutal novel "American Psycho".

They may not be violent, the New Scientist magazine warns, but their character traits are identifiable as psychopathic and they're helping them climb the corporate ladder. According to Professor Robert Hare, an expert in psychopathy at the University of British Columbia, Canada, "corporate psychopaths" are ruthless, manipulative, superficially charming and impulsive -- the very traits that are landing them high-powered managerial roles. "Psychopaths are social predators and like all predators they are looking for feeding grounds," he said. "Wherever you get power, prestige and money you will find them."

The key characteristics shared by all psychopaths -- Professor Hare estimates that as much as one percent of the population of Britain and North America are clinically psychopathic -- are their lack of compassion and inability to empathize with others. And while they may thrive in high pressure environments, they can also harm the companies they work for and make life a misery for their co-workers, throwing fits of rage, blaming others when things go wrong, and taking credit for other people's work.

To combat this Professor Hare has teamed up with corporate psychologist Dr. Paul Babiak to design a test that allows companies to detect corporate psychopaths before they can do serious damage in the workplace. The "Business Scan 360" test is used to assess managers who may carry psychopathic traits yet come across as ideal corporate leaders.

Professor Hare is also examining economic crime in the U.S., such as the Enron and WorldCom scandals, to see how corporate psychopaths operate. "The psychopath is the kind of individual that can give you the right impression, has a charming facade, can look and sound like the ideal leader, but behind this mask has a dark side," Dr. Babiak told the Vancouver Sun. "It's this dark side of the personality that lies, is deceitful, is manipulative, that bullies other people, that promotes fraud in the organization and steals the company's money."

Hare believes that individual employees who suspect they are working with a psychopath should also take steps to avoid becoming their next "victim." "The most important thing is to be aware," he says. "Once you take that position you are in a better position to deal with them."

Paul Farmer, from the mental health charity Rethink, agrees that "corporate psychopaths" pose a major threat to harmonious workplace relations. "The danger is that they build up a power base and turn everyone in the organization paranoid, everyone becomes afraid of everyone else and the work culture begins to reflect the personality of the leader," said Farmer. "The workplace is often the most stressful place a person finds themselves in, employees and managers need to keep an eye out for signs of deteriorating mental health in fellow colleagues.

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D) The New York Times/The Ethicist: Recycling for profit [Conseils sur l'éthique et la déontologie. Cette semaine : Un jeune parent a profité d'un opération de recyclage pour se servir. / Retour sur la question du manteau de fourrure hérité.]
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/11/magazine/11ETHICIST.html
THE ETHICIST
Recycling for Profit
By RANDY COHEN

Published: April 11, 2004

Q:
A 17-year-old relative participated in a school ecology-club event in which people dropped off computers, cellphones and TV's to be recycled. Afterward, he brought home a box full of these things, as did some other volunteers. Later, I discovered that he sold some of the stuff. I think this is a major ethical breach; he disagrees. What do you think? J.P., Kalamazoo, Mich.

A:
If the purpose of the event was merely to dispose of these gizmos safely, then your relative did no wrong by selling what would have been thrown away. Abandoned property is just that, abandoned, and he has as much right to it as anyone. But he did have an obligation not to mislead either the ecology club or the people who schlepped their old computers to the recycling fete.

He would have done better to tell the club that some of these discarded devices could be sold and the money put back into its worthy program. What's more, both he and the club should have made it clear to donors where their discarded electronics would end up, whether safely dumped at a disposal site, turned into cash for the club or converted to inventory for your relative's mercantile activities -- even if that meant driving away people reluctant to contribute to a 17-year-old stranger's entrepreneurial ambitions.

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The ethicist revisits fur: A woman opposed to wearing fur inherited a fur coat from her husband's great-aunt and asked if it was ethical to wear it and, if not, what she should do with it. I replied that wearing even an old fur announces that doing so is acceptable. Seeking ways to use the coat that did not send a pro-fur message, I asked readers for suggestions.

This request generated an unusually high number of responses, more than 500 as of this writing. The most frequent idea by far was to make that old fur into a teddy bear -- a collectible, a fond memento of the great-aunt, a toy kids love. Several Web sites list seamstresses who perform these coat-to-bear conversions professionally. This seems to meet my standard for fur reuse -- utility without propaganda -- but does convey an odd message to the child cuddling that former coat (and former mink). Perhaps that's why I'm uneasy: this smacks too much of taxidermy. My objection may be aesthetic, not moral, but I can't help wondering what materials these hobbyists would use to construct a baby doll.

The next most popular idea was to give old fur coats to the homeless, an altruistic act to be sure. However, if wearing fur endorses its use, then even the poor should not wear these coats. There is no shortage of wool or down or Thinsulate coats that can be donated. What's more, there is something redolent of crumbs-from-the-rich-man's-table in dressing legions of the desperately poor in ermine coats. (Although it may well deglamorize fur to distribute it to poor folks.)

Surprisingly, such gifts are acceptable to PETA: the organization has itself sent fur coats to earthquake victims in Iran and refugees in Afghanistan. Those who are put off by the thought of a war victim huddled in my imaginary Aunt Minna's fox stole may be comforted to know that PETA also uses old fur coats in educational displays and for animal bedding. This last use is vigorously employed by the Humane Society of the United States, which sends old furs to licensed wildlife rescuers, who make nesting materials out of them for orphaned and injured animals.

Other oft-submitted suggestions: donate that old fur to a local theater company; make it into a pillow or throw; give it to a science teacher for static-electricity lab work.

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E) Slate/Dear Prudence: Grabby Gramps [Conseils sur la vie sentimentale et la vie tout court. Cette semaine : Ma belle-petite-fille m'accuse de lui avoir baisse son short. / Dois-je faire la bise à mes collègues masculins ? / Je cherche une vie plus passionnante sans mon mari. / Une ancienne amie me laisse de côté.]
http://slate.msn.com/id/2105334/
Grabby Gramps: If you're happy and you know it, keep your hands to yourself ...
Posted Thursday, Sept. 2, 2004, at 3:46 AM PT

Dear Prudence,
I'm a grandpa with several wonderful step-grandkids. The youngest told her mom, my stepdaughter, that I pulled her pants down while she and her brother were visiting. It is true that I playfully gave the hem of her shorts a little tug during horseplay. It was completely innocent. Unfortunately we two were the only ones in the room during this visit. My stepdaughter has not only disowned my wife and me, but she has spread the tale to her siblings and their families. They seem supportive of me but choose not to get in the middle of anything. I'm in a quandary. I never meant anything by my action at all. I'm not a sexual deviant, and my wife and I have a healthy and loving relationship. I've been the stepdad for over 20 years. It seems I'm a marked man, and my wife and I are suffering terribly. What does one do when one is falsely accused and sentenced without even being heard? I realize there are all kinds of nuts out there, but I'm not one of them, and no one has ever suspected me of anything like this before. Once an accusation is made, it takes on a life of its own. What shall we do?

—Baffled

Dear Baff,
For the sake of this discussion, Prudie will take you at your word, though in this day and age to pull down the shorts of a little girl is thoughtless and boorish, at best. Because the rest of the family is supportive of you and you have no history of this kind of trouble, your best bet would be to find the appropriate legal or mental health professional to put you through a battery of tests showing whether you have any pedophiliac inclinations. Assuming you came out with a clean bill of (mental) health, there's a chance that the rest of the family, using the test results, could convince the girl's mother that it was a foolish, though innocent lapse of judgment. And should your stepdaughter give you another chance, always be in a group at family gatherings.

—Prudie, optimistically

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Dear Prudence,
As a straight 30s male working in a gay-positive industry in a gay-friendly North American city, I am often faced with the dilemma of whether to kiss or not to kiss. I'm not in the least bit squeamish about giving the social air kiss to my gay colleagues and friends; I simply wonder if doing so comes across as patronizing. On the other hand, does not offering the peck on both cheeks mark me as a fearful breeder or some kind of homophobe?

—Kissy Sissy

Dear Kiss,
Prudie can make this easy for you. Kiss—or don't—according to how you feel about the person, just as you would with your straight friends. If you feel warmly, or even if it's politic to do so, by all means kiss, hug, whatever. If you feel some distance between you and whomever, then simply be cordial—no kiss. In other words, move your thinking from gay/straight to good guy/not. Mmwah!

—Prudie, affectionately

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Dear Prudence,
I was a single mom for nine years when I met my husband. We have been together for four years and married for two. He loves me dearly and would always take care of me. This past February I asked for a divorce. I explained to him I was tired of walking on eggshells because I didn't know when he'd blow up next. I was sick of being a referee between my son and him because he continually overreacted to my son's misbehavior. I also said I didn't love him any more because he had emotionally pushed me away for so long. Since then, he has really calmed down and is making a genuine effort to improve his relationships with my son and me. My son loves him and doesn't want to leave, and I can see us staying together if he continues down the road he's going. However … I have a desire for travel, socializing, and romance. I have started losing the weight I gained since he and I got together. Physically, he doesn't do it for me anymore. His idea of having a fun night is to sit in front of the computer for hours eating chips and drinking pop. His life consists of his cats, his computer, his job (his identity), and me. He would make another homebody a great husband. I accept my choices and feel I should stay married because my son loves him, my husband is making a sincere effective effort to improve his behavior, and honestly, I enjoy the higher standard of living I have versus being a single mom. On the other hand, I miss feeling passionate about someone, I desire someone who enjoys some of the things I enjoy, and I long for the excitement my life used to have. His needs are easily met, but my needs will never be fully met if I stay. What are your suggestions or thoughts about this situation?

—Unsure in the Midwest

Dear Un,
Many women share your dilemma, though the particulars may differ. To be realistic and not a goody-two-shoes about it, here's what Prudie thinks. Were there a strong possibility of realizing your dream life of romance, passion, and excitement, the word from this corner would be "go for it" and not feel you were sacrificing yourself on the altar of reliability and security. But oftentimes, the romantic ideal is unattainable. From what you write, you should seriously consider devoting your energies to building on your husband's desire to do better. With some loving effort and encouragement, you could probably bring him around to doing some of the things you enjoy. At the very least, perhaps give yourself a year to concentrate on the marriage you are in. Although it is by now one of those "yeah, yeah, yeah" remarks, good marriages take work.

—Prudie, strivingly

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Dear Prudence,
There's a friend I used to be quite close with whom I don't hear from much lately. When I run into her, she gushes about us getting together again to do things, but then she never calls. Toward the end of our active friendship, I was the one who would call, but now I don't call anymore because she has an irritating habit that's only gotten worse over the years. She would make plans and then cancel to do something else she considered more fun—and had no qualms about telling me she would rather do this or that. The final straw was not hearing a peep from her after she offered to take me out for breakfast for my birthday. She is the only person I have met who does this. Am I being over sensitive?

—Wondering

Dear Won,
Prudie can't figure out what it is you're wondering about. You and Miss Let's-Do-Lunch have drifted apart; she behaved badly, stood you up, and was rude, thoughtless, and phony. This woman is no great loss, and you're not too sensitive. Perhaps you just needed to vent and be validated? All better now?

—Prudie, therapeutically

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F) Washington Post/Miss Manners: Divided Attention [Mon mari m'ennuie avec ses histoires de boulot]
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50991-2004Aug31.html
Divided Attention

By Judith Martin
Wednesday, September 1, 2004; Page C08

Q:
Dear Miss Manners:

On several occasions, my husband has accused me of being rude because I am easily distracted by our children and not paying attention to his talk about work.

Although I would like to give him my undivided attention, he talks to me about his work using acronyms and engineering details knowing that I have no idea about what he is speaking. It is so boring and when our children interrupt to talk to me, it is natural to answer since I cannot follow what he is talking about anyway.

Do manners require that I must listen uninterrupted for, say, 15 minutes of boring talk when the person knows I cannot possibly understand? I love my husband, but wish he could talk about something interesting to both of us. He is hurt that I do not listen and I think he is rude for not considering that his talk is foreign to me.

A:
You believe that your husband is rude for not realizing what a bore he is? For wanting to talk to you about his life's work? For expecting you to spare 15 minutes for him? Oh, and for not understanding that the children should feel free to interrupt him?

Have some free etiquette advice. Miss Manners assures you that it is more of a bargain than you will get from a divorce lawyer.

There is no more effective way to belittle and insult someone than to indicate that he bores you. We all encounter bores in life, but polite people find that when they cannot deter or avoid them, enduring a bit of boredom is better than inflicting humiliation.

And you are talking about your husband. Has it not occurred to you that you have an obligation to him -- not only to refrain from hurting him, but for taking an interest in him? If you do not understand the language of his profession, get him to teach it to you. If, for the sake of common courtesy, you fake an interest until you begin to understand, real interest is likely to follow.

Meanwhile, Miss Manners would like to suggest gently that you improve your own domestic job performance. You need to work on your scheduling so that you have uninterrupted time to talk to your husband without neglecting the children, and you need to teach them respect for their father as well as the manners not to barge in on a conversation.

Depending on their ages, you might suggest that your husband explain his work to them as well. He is likely then to keep it simple. And if you find that the children and he are having an interesting time with this, Miss Manners begs you to remember not to interrupt them.

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Dear Miss Manners:

What is the proper way to offer a teacup or mug filled with a hot beverage to a guest? It seems rude to hold the cup by the handle and force the guest to grab the hot cup itself, but I fear that trying to offer the guest the handle with my own hands on the hot cup could result in an embarrassing spill.

A:
It's called a saucer.

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G) Audio feature/Movie speeches "Wall Street" (1987) [Lire et écouter un extrait marquant d'un film, ici l'éloge de la cupidité de Michael Douglas]
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechwallstreet.html
[Listen to Michael Douglas delivering this speech at http://www.uttyler.edu/meidenmuller/mp3clips/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechwallstreet.mp3]

Gordon Gekko: Address to Teldar Paper Stockholders

Gekko: Well, I appreciate the opportunity you're giving me, Mr. Cromwell, as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're not here to indulge in fantasy, but in political and economic reality. America -- America has become a second-rate power. Its trade deficit and its fiscal deficit are at nightmare proportions. Now, in the days of the free market, when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company!

All together, these men sitting up here [Teldar management] own less than 3 percent of the company. And where does Mr. Cromwell put his million-dollar salary? Not in Teldar stock; he owns less than 1 percent.

You own the company. That's right -- you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their, their steak luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their, their corporate jets and golden parachutes.

Cromwell: This is an outrage! You're out of line, Gekko!

Gekko: Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents, each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents.

The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated.

In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you.

I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them!

The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

Thank you very much.

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THIS WEEK'S TEXTS

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1) Johnson City Press: Lost trio back home after 60-hour trip [Incroyable mais vrai : trois vieux perdent leur chemin et parcourent 2500 km avant de tomber dans les pommes.]
http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/default.asp?SectionID=DETAIL&ID=38453

Lost trio back home after 60-hour trip

By Ron Scalf
Erwin Bureau
rscalf@johnsoncitypress.com

ERWIN — Three Unicoi County residents taking a leisurely shopping trip to a department store in Asheville, N.C., Saturday morning became confused and lost and ended up driving from Erwin to Marietta, Ga., before getting help, Unicoi County Sheriff Kent Harris said Tuesday. Sixteen hundred miles and nearly 60 hours later, they were safely back in Unicoi County after a supposedly short trip that turned into a frightening nightmare.

Floyd Edwards, 78, his friend Ruth Stancil, 62, 131 Toney Street, and Edwards’ son, Clifford, left from Edwards’ home at 548 Rock Creek Road, Saturday at 11 a.m. in Edwards’ silver Nissan Maxima to eat lunch and shop at Rose’s, Harris said.

William “Brushy” Lewis, Unicoi County Sheriff’s Department administrative assistant, said the three “routinely cash their government checks the first of every month and drive over to Asheville, Elizabethton, Weaverville (N.C.) or Mars Hill (N.C.) to shop and eat. Their family became obviously concerned because they hadn’t spoken to them or seen them for some time. It’s just not like them not to call.”

Harris said the three had medical problems, and relatives were concerned they had not taken their medicine and perhaps ran into foul play.

Harris said Edwards apparently received wrong directions then became confused and afraid to stop as the miles clicked off.

“At 3:30 Sunday morning, we got a call from the Marietta, Ga., Fire Department saying the three had been found after we issued an all-points bulletin for their safe return,” Harris said. “We had everyone in the department out looking for them all weekend.”

Stancil said she was especially scared going through metropolitan Atlanta on Labor Day weekend with its eight-lane highway. “I knew I couldn’t take much more ... the blowing of horns and the cars racing by. Floyd (who was driving) was doing the best he could,” she said.

The group reportedly stopped in Abingdon, Va., at a Shoney’s restaurant “and apparently veered right on the interstate in the wrong direction away from our area,” Harris said. “With the passing of that much time, I got a sick feeling. We personally contacted all the highway patrols in Georgia, Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina.”

If Edwards had not fallen at a gas station and hit his head, which led to a store clerk phoning police, the group might still be lost.

Stancil was quick to thank the Cobb County Fire Department for taking them to its station and feeding them breakfast while help from Erwin was on the way.

Ironically, the trio were stopped by Georgia police officers on two separate occasions but continued to drive. According to Harris, Stancil’s nephew, Unicoi County Sheriff’s Investigator David Walker, Investigator Mike Hensley and Edwards’ relatives, Nick and Shelley Lingerfelt, drove to Georgia and picked the group up and were back in Erwin at 4:30 p.m. Monday afternoon.

“I just want to thank the Lord above, because without his help, we may never have made it home,” Stancil said from her Erwin home Tuesday afternoon. “I prayed that the Lord would help us and that he would bring us home. I can’t thank him enough and of course all the neighbors and the sheriff’s (department) for their help. It’s just really good to be back home.”

When will Stancil go back to the Asheville Rose’s on a shopping spree?

“Probably not any time soon ... maybe never,” she said.

“We all can learn from this and help one another check on relatives, or maybe you’ll see a similar situation on the highway, a man with out-of-state tags that looks lost and contact the authorities,” Harris said.

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2) Yahoo/Associated Press: Employers, Schools Issue New Dress Codes [Des employeurs et établissements scolaires imposent de nouvelles règles vestimentaires]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=
519&ncid=519&e=3&u=/ap/20040908/ap_on_re_us/wear_this

Employers, Schools Issue New Dress Codes

Wed Sep 8, 5:07 PM ET, By MARTHA IRVINE, AP National Writer

CHICAGO - It's the latest trend in fall fashion: Workers and students who dress down or show too much skin are being told to button up.

Tired of staff members who they see as pushing the limits of professionalism and good taste, a growing number of employers are issuing lengthy dress codes, some with photos to illustrate the do's and don'ts. More schools also are getting stricter about student attire.

M.J. Dean, who's starting his senior year Thursday at the private Cape Cod Academy in Osterville, Mass., discovered new rules at his school when he received the updated student handbook this summer. Among the new guidelines: no pants with side pockets, including popular cargo pants, or T-shirts with writing on them — and "no tight or excessively loose clothing."

"This very strict new dress code is, quite honestly, ridiculous," says the 17-year-old student body vice president. "You can't really represent yourself the way you'd like."

Likewise, some employees think they should be trusted to use good judgment about their clothes. Joe D'Adamo, associate creative director at Chicago ad agency LKH&S, usually wears jeans, a T-shirt and sneakers to work, and dresses up when he sees clients. He says a specific dress code would be "irritating" — but that hasn't stopped bosses at some companies.

Effective this week, Target Corp. has a new, 20-page dress code for employees at its Minneapolis headquarters. Men must now wear a sport coat or tie if they leave their usual work area. Women are required to wear a jacket over any sleeveless blouse; sweater sets are among the other options.

The staff at G.S. Schwartz & Co., a New York investor and public relations firm, also received a recent e-mail memo asking them to bump up their apparel choices "at least one more notch." "For example," the memo read, "we would prefer that properly fitting sweaters be worn with a collared shirt underneath. Certainly, khakis should be neat and clean ... Shaving regularly also is a good idea," the memo suggested, "for either sex."

Rachel Honig Peters, a senior vice president at the company, says the e-mail was sent after company officials noticed their clients dressing up more.

Elsewhere, business owners in the service industry say customer complaints are driving them to put tougher dress codes in place. That was the case for Erika Mangrum, owner of the Iatria Spa and Health Center in Raleigh, N.C. She recalls sending one employee home to change after she came to work wearing a cropped Playboy T-shirt that showed her stomach and a navel ring. "This is really tough stuff," says Mangrum, who understands how frustrating dress codes can be for employees. Mangrum herself once got in trouble, more than a decade ago, for not wearing panty hose when she worked at a major telecommunications firm. Now, she's had to institute a dress code at her own company — "no shorts, no denim, no flip-flops." And she's wondering if she should add rules about piercings. "How far can and should a company go? We're wrestling with that," Mangrum says. "And frankly, we don't have an answer."

The good news, say those who monitor trends, is that modesty and more formal attire are gaining favor even with teens and 20somethings. Many employers say that young workers are the most frequent dress code offenders. Tina Wells, the 20something CEO of Buzz Marketing, says anxiousness over the economy, the war in Iraq (news - web sites) and the upcoming election have created a mood that's more "focused and serious." "Besides, how much lower could low-rise jeans get?" quips Wells, whose New Jersey firm compiles feedback from teen advisers.

In the end, Thomas Evans, headmaster at Cape Cod Academy, says he'd rather not have to police student attire. But he says administrators at the K-12 school had little choice after parents of younger students complained about some older students' clothing.

Much the same has happened at schools elsewhere, from Texas to Kansas and Illinois. In Chicago, for instance, strict dress codes — and uniforms — are a matter of safety, since the way a student wears a pant leg, a bracelet or a hat can indicate a gang affiliation. And even Dean, the student body vice president at Cape Cod, acknowledges that a few students at his school dressed inappropriately last year — "skankily," he says, "if that's a word." He just doesn't think everyone should be punished over the actions of a few. So he and other students plan to meet with their headmaster to see if he'll loosen the dress code. Asked what he thinks their chances are, he sighs: "Slim to none."

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3) The New York Times/Consumed: Yellow fever [Le bracelet de la fondation de Lance Armstrong est devenu un bijou à la mode]
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/29/magazine/29CONSUMED.html
CONSUMED: Yellow Fever
By ROB WALKER

Published: August 29, 2004

Live Strong Bracelet

Alliances between corporations and nonprofits for the benefit of this or that cause are hardly a rarity these days. In fact, U.S. companies now sink about $1 billion a year into partnerships with do-gooder organizations, about 10 times what they spent a decade ago, according to David Hessekiel of the Cause Marketing Forum. Some of these efforts are successful; some aren't. But rarely does one manage to do what the Live Strong yellow bracelet has done, which is spark a consumer craze.

The bracelet -- a round hunk of synthetic silicon rubber stamped with the phrase ''Live Strong'' -- started selling in May at Niketown outlets, as well as at Foot Locker stores and various independent retailers. It cost $1, and proceeds were sent to the Lance Armstrong Foundation, the nonprofit charitable organization associated with the champion cyclist, who is a famous cancer survivor. ''Live Strong'' is the foundation's motto; yellow, among other things, echoes the color of the lead rider's jersey in the Tour de France. Nike underwrote the production and distribution of the entire first run of five million, meaning that 100 percent of the proceeds, plus another $1 million Nike threw in, went straight to the foundation.

Sales were brisk from the start but really took off when the Tour de France got under way this summer. Armstrong wore the wristband, and so did his whole team, including mechanics; as the tour wore on, competitors and even officials starting wearing it. As Armstrong cruised to his record-setting sixth consecutive Tour de France victory, celebrities started wearing them, and suddenly the bracelets were everywhere -- a charitable must-have. John Kerry even wore one while making his acceptance speech at the Democratic nomination. The original five million bracelets sold out; four million more have been made and sold, and another two million are on the way. And perhaps inevitably, a secondary market popped up on eBay. ''These are the summer's hardest item to get!!!!!!!!'' one seller announced, without making any mention of, say, passing along a cut to charity.

While the motives of eBay profiteers got some attention, the more interesting question is what motivated the people who bought from them -- paying $8, $10 or more. Obviously anyone who was particularly keen on supporting the Lance Armstrong Foundation but couldn't find a bracelet could have simply sent a dollar (or $10) directly to the organization itself. But just as obviously, that would leave the buyer without wearable proof of his or her good will. Apparently a visual symbol of concern can take on a value completely independent from whatever it was the buyer was supposed to be concerned about in the first place. As one Consumed reader asks: Is this philanthropy posing as style, or vice versa?

The answer is that it's both. The foundation almost certainly did not anticipate the demand, which seems to have come about through a kind of harmonic convergence of factors. Because the bracelets are often worn in tribute to or in support of an individual known to the wearer, there's a personal dimension. And because the bracelets are bright yellow, they attract attention. This has drawn comparisons to red AIDS-awareness ribbons, but the difference is that there's nothing even vaguely controversial or political or even provocative about a visible declaration of concern about cancer.

Perhaps more crucial, the item is associated not just with a cause but also with a heroic athlete at the peak of his popularity. ''His story,'' Hessekiel notes, ''is unique in the world.'' Even the most hardened cynic on the subject of contemporary celebrity worship would have to agree. ''This ties into some very deep-seated emotions that the American public has,'' Hessekiel continues. ''There is a desire to have something to believe in.'' The wristband offers an array of ways to satisfy that need, from the intensely personal to the blatantly public, and that's what made it a champion of the good-will game. Look around the Internet, Hessekiel suggests, and you'll find all manner of items you can buy to support various causes. ''If this was a bracelet done by an obscure organization, and didn't have the celebrity attached that created this buzz,'' he says, ''we wouldn't be talking about it.''

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4) Salon/AP: Via cell, help's on the way for bad dates [Les opérateurs de téléphone mobile proposent un service pour vous permettre de quitter une soirée barbante.]

http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2004/08/08/cell/

Via cell, help's on the way for bad dates

Aug. 8, 2004 | The peak time for dates from hell in New York City is Friday at 8 p.m. -- judging by the cell phone calls delivering emergency excuses to bolt.

Truth is, they're fake "rescue" calls -- now being offered by two cell phone providers, Cingular Wireless and Virgin Mobile USA. In an era of Internet-set dates, it's just customer service -- a hip way to wiggle out of an uncomfortable encounter.

The rescue calls are a way to use the phone as a lifestyle accessory, Virgin Mobile spokeswoman Sarah Koening said.

For both Cingular and Virgin Mobile, the prerecorded messages are created at a high-tech central command in California's Silicon Valley. There, five people with doctorates in linguistics dream up excuses for folks to repeat before suddenly dropping a date gone sour.

Dan Enthoven, director of marketing for BeVocal, the California company that designs complex voice-driven software for the telecom market, said the number of rescue calls go up on weekends, especially Fridays at about 8 p.m. BeVocal's two rescue-call clients in North America, Cingular and Virgin Mobile, generate at least 10,000 calls a month, he said.

With both Cingular's Escape-A-Date and Virgin Mobile's Rescue Ring service, a customer can arrange to be called at a set time, using the cell keypad.

When the cell rings, one of Cingular's eight "emergency" messages says: "Hey, this is your Escape-A-Date call. If you're looking for an excuse, I got it. Just repeat after me, and you'll be on your way! 'Not again! Why does that always happen to you? ... All right, I'll be right there.' Now tell 'em that your roommate got locked out, and you have to go let them in. Good luck!"

And bingo, the bad date is history.

The rescue-call service is part of a Cingular package that costs $4.99 a month. Virgin Mobile offers its Rescue Ring at 25 cents per use, plus the price of the call.

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5) BBC News: Ice-cream firm agrees fat pay-out [Un fabricant US de crème glacée prétendue allégée dédommage les clients victimes du fait qu'elle était plus grasse qu'annoncée... sous forme de glace gratuite.]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/business/3150556.stm
Ice-cream firm agrees fat pay-out

A US ice-cream firm has settled a lawsuit brought by weight-watching customers - by giving them extra ice-cream. Florida-based DeConna had been hit by a class-action court case, after complaints that its famous Big Daddy brand was not as low-fat as its advertising had claimed. Although marketed towards the health-conscious consumer, Big Daddy has three times as many calories as some labelling claimed, the plaintiffs argued.

But in a $1m settlement of the two-year-old case, the firm has offered angry customers two scoops of ice-cream for every one they purchased. Anyone who bought Big Daddy ice cream between 1995 and 2001 can take part in the hand-out, even if they did not have the foresight to save their receipts for the past eight years.

Business is booming

The case is a minor one within the heavyweight context of US corporate lawsuits, but it illustrates the growing power of the consumer. US firms are particularly vulnerable to class-action legal cases, which bundle together hundreds of thousands of claims into complaints that can sometimes be worth many billions of dollars. Some 10,000 class-action suits are filed every year in the US, mainly against companies.

It is big business for lawyers: one online service, Classactionamerica.com, operated by law firm Kahn Gauthier, claims to have settled cases totalling more than $46bn. And the food business - currently under threat over allegations that it is responsible for obesity - is seen as one of the main areas of future litigation growth.

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6) The Economist: Anti-social behaviour [La GB met en oeuvre une nouvelle arme contre l'incivilité (très d'actualité, d'après ce que j'ai vu à Londres.]

http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id
=S%27%298H%28P%21%23%2B%21P%214%0A&CFID=34337405&CFTOKEN=
5605da1-1a315607-f744-4b03-a8d1-0040c225ee90

Anti-social behaviour: The war on incivility
Jul 22nd 2004

Britain's latest crime worry is anti-social behaviour. It's hard to define—and even harder to police

ARE those uncouth teenagers hanging around on the street corner just going through a difficult phase, or are they chipping away at the foundations of decent society? The tendency these days is to think the worst. “Our country faces two major threats”, says Frank Field, a Labour MP and a veteran crusader against anti-social behaviour. “One comes from international terrorism, the other from neighbourhood terrorists.”

A decade ago, people worried about tangible crimes like burglary and car theft. As figures released on July 22nd showed, those are now in remission. But the overall level of anxiety appears not to have diminished at all. In the kind of psychological shift that unnerves governments, public worries now focus sharply on petty incivilities like vandalism, loud music and public loutishness.

The need to crack down on such annoyances was the main theme of two speeches this week by Tony Blair, the prime minister, and David Blunkett, the home secretary. It was also the chief spur to plans to put 12,000 more police on the streets in the next four years, along with 20,000 extra community-support officers.

The war against anti-social behaviour may have been formally declared this week, but it has been heating up for the past few years. The state's arsenal starts, softly, with “acceptable behaviour contracts”, first introduced in 1999, in which tearaways promise to calm down. Should they fail to do so, they are liable to be slapped with an “anti-social behaviour order” (ASBO)—a list of prohibitions, issued by a magistrate, which may prevent them doing uncivil things, hanging out with known troublemakers, or even visiting their favourite stomping grounds. A petty tyrant who steps out of line is liable to spend up to six months in prison.

Such remedies are draconian, particularly given that vandalism—the most measurable kind of anti-social behaviour—has been declining since 1995 (see chart). Even coppers are surprised. “I never thought I would live in a country where the police would have these powers,” says Stuart Chapman, a chief superintendent from the South Yorkshire force.

The powers are also virtually unique. Other countries fret about youthful misdeeds, but mostly because they are thought to lead on to more serious stuff. In America, the fear about teenagers hanging around the streets is that they will get sucked into gangs. There, as in much of continental Europe, a distinction is drawn between minor indiscretions, which are dealt with through informal negotiation or community sanctions, and criminal offences, which lead to custodial sentences.

Britain's innovation is to have criminalised behaviour that is not necessarily an offence in law. To obtain an ASBO, local authorities and the police do not have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that an offence has been committed. They only have to establish, on the balance of probabilities, that the local lout is making other people's lives difficult. That is fairly easy, which explains why, of the 2,497 orders sought before the end of March 2004, only 42 were refused. But while civil standards of proof apply to the issuing of ASBOs, criminal sanctions can be applied to those who break them. And they can be handed out for anything, from egging houses to dealing in drugs. Kate Hammond, a specialist prosecutor in Manchester, says, mildly: “It's quite a large stick.”

For local authorities, the new laws are a blessing. They now have a weapon against troublesome tenants—even the ones who live in private accommodation, who were formerly difficult to reach. They can disperse groups of youths and drunks from traditional trouble-spots, some of which now proudly display signs declaring them areas free of anti-social behaviour. Some authorities have made more use of ASBOs than others—about a third of the national total comes from Greater Manchester, for example. But pressure from voters and the government means that local authorities are likely to level up, not down.

Oddly, though, not everyone is happy. Some point out that ASBOs are likely to put more young people in prison, or into the care of the already struggling probation service. The number of under-21s in the slammer rose by 69% between 1992 and 2003; the trend reversed last year, but a few breached ASBOs would soon change that.

And even those in the front line worry that they have unleashed a monster. Council staff report an increasing number of calls about crying babies and children playing football in the street—petty annoyances that used to be dealt with by a quiet word, but which they are now expected to do something about. As Jan Wilson, the leader of Sheffield City Council, says, “this thing seems to be gaining a momentum of its own.”

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7) The Borowitz Report: Bush to declare war on English language [Satire : Bush tente d'assurer sa victoire en incluant la langue anglaise dans l'Axe du mal.]
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=946

BUSH TO DECLARE WAR ON ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Native Tongue Would Replace N. Korea in Axis of Evil

A just-released text of President George W. Bush’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention reveals that Mr. Bush intends to announce his boldest initiative to date, declaring war on the English language.

According to the text of the speech, advance copies of which were made available to reporters today, Mr. Bush will give the English language an official slot in the Axis of Evil, replacing North Korea.

While Mr. Bush’s relations with the English language have been hostile in the past, few had expected him to declare war on America’s native tongue.

But according to Republican insiders, an official declaration of war against the English language could give Mr. Bush a decided edge over his Democratic rival, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), who, unlike the president, speaks English fluently.

“If Kerry starts speaking English during the debates, he could be seen as a traitor,” one Bush strategist said. “On the other hand, there’s practically no danger of the president accidentally slipping into English.”

Political science professor Trevor Bilson of the University of Minnesota said that Mr. Bush’s declaration of war against the English language should not come as a surprise: “Mr. Bush has been conducting a covert campaign against the English language for decades now.”

But Dr. Bilson believes that shifting the nation’s focus from the war on terror to a war on grammar may be Mr. Bush’s shrewdest political move ever.

“The president recently said that he doubts we can win the war on terror,” Dr. Bilson said. “But whenever Mr. Bush does battle with the English language, the English language loses.”

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